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Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
A person you do not particularly like who you have a suspicion burgles turds
Oi Dolan
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Dude ur a turd burglar
Gooby pleaz
One that sneaks into bathrooms and harvests an unflushed piece of human feces for later consumption.
Your uncle can’t pick you up from school he isn’t allowed within 100 feet of the school because he’s a turd burglar.
turds that come out of your ass or sombody elses ass
dude i steped in all your ass turds
When you take a huge dump that comes out in all one piece and shoots down the toilet drain with only a small fraction of the turd showing
Tom was horrified after he realized a turd serpent had came out of his anus and clogged the toilet.
A old, beat down, overall crappy truck, modified with big rims and lifts to look cool despite to overall lackluster look of the rest of the vehicle, most commonly drive by highschool students in the south.
Evans 04’ Silverado is a real nice Polished Turd