The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.
John was stuck in traffic, so he was really squirrelling the turd.
A play on words . While a bastard is a child born out of wedlock , a Bas-Turd is an unwanted or poorly timed bowel movement.This Bas-Turd lie its namesake is often not well received
I thought i had gas but it was a damn Bas-Turd.
No gas station and this Bad-Turd comes knocking.
Term to describe the brown and yellow nicotine stains on the fingers of smokers.
"Dude, you need to quit smoking and clean up your nasty turd fingers"
turds that come out of your ass or sombody elses ass
dude i steped in all your ass turds
When your brown snake is halfway out your back door, and the phone rings in the other room.
I would have answered the phone a minute ago, but I was turd tethered.
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It is grill appetizer with a slice of chicken, cream cheese, and a piece of jalapeno all wrapped in bacon. They are called turkey turds because they look like a turkey dropping once cooked.
Lets make some turkey turds for the barbeque tonight.