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(N.) A black person who happens to smoke weed.
Jamal is a weed monkey. He's been blazing that shit all day long.
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When weed is held hostage and you have to free it.
"That bitch has got muh weed hostage. Free the weed!!"
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ALASO KNOWN AS GRAPES
Its that gooda. Its that straight sticky mo fuking gooey tar weeed. Highest quality weed you can possibly smoke. Some of the best purple comes outta the Bay Area. Its that grimace that nasty dark stank bud comming staight out the ghetto yaddimean?
"Aye yo nigga lets blow that purple weed"
"Aye nigga you got that straight purple choronic"
"I got so many grapes i can start a fucking winery"
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when one smokes weed all night, then the next morning ur shit smells like straight dank ass weed... you gotta spray some spray so ur parents dont think uve been smokin in the bathroom...
After taking a shit, my cousin says to me "Damn cousin, how much were u smokin last night, it smells like straight dank in there," to which I replied "Yeah, cousin, I smoked a shit load, and now i got the weed shits."
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He's got weed legs, I bet he smokes a hell-ov-alot of trees.
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When one cuts the top of a tea bag off, puts finely broken marijuana nuggets (break up very thoroughly, near shake for best results. Also, don't put some amount of a one hitter bowl in, that will do nothing, be generous for best results. If you feel the need to, you can put the stems and seeds in, although I don't) in the emptied out tea bag, then folds the top down and staples it to make sure no weed gets out and puts it in one's favorite tea/coffee cup. Whilst doing this, boil water as hot as possible for best results, then pour it into the cup with the weed tea bag in it. Quickly put a plate over the top of the cup to keep the steam in (the weed needs to be in the hottest water possible for a long time to get as much THC out as possible). Remove the plate after 10-15 minutes. Let chill for 5 minutes. Add honey or milk, or lemon juice, or simply drink plain. Then after drinking all of it, smoke a bowl of the weed in the tea bag, and you will be succesfully baked. Now enjoy your "green" tea!
oh god, after drinking that weed tea and smoking that bowl from the tea bag, I'm fucking obliterated.
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Weight gained following multiple munchie sessions from when you're high; the marijuana equivalent of a beer gut
He looks so much better now that he's lost his weed fat!
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