if your date is ugly and you don't wanna see her naked and get her pregnant, you fuck her in the ear
(from a Family Guy episode about chastity)
I hate the Family Guy Position, I'd rather do it doggie style.
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gay people having children.
"Myah and Jelena have two children" they are a same-sex family.
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I watched some family friendly Pornhub last night aka Instagram.
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The semi-mythical line said by wrestling announcer Jim Ross but is now an internet meme. Usually beginning with the phrase "bah gawd" and ending with "damnit", Jim Ross proclaims it with vigor & excitement. In reality, during a match involving Kane, he actually said a very subdued version of that. But, as with much in pro wrestling, it took a very exaggerated form. Most wrestling fans assume he said it in that way, when in reality it was in much softer tones. Nowadays, as an internet meme, it's told by many people who aren't even wrestling fans at all. It's now a pop culture meme.
"He's broken in half, damnit!! Bah gawd almighty, That man HAS A FAMILY!"
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While hanging out with your family, you and at least one family member fire fart cannons to each other.
While Amy and her parents were watching Dog the bounty hunter, her father busted ass, Amy politely returned fire. Resulting in a Family fart war.
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A person who watches PAX every night and masturbates to the popular 80s sitcom "Mama's Family".
Man, last night, when I was watching "Mama's Family", Naomi was getting me so hard. And then when Iola bended over I exploded everywhere. I'm a true "Mama's Family" Boy.
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Also known as "ODF" is a group of hopeless scenesters who so desperately want to feel like they belong.
You may also put ODF in front of your name on MySpace to make it more official.
ODF is also known as "Old Dick Fuckers" .
"Did you see ODF Ryan at the show? Total tool."
"Dude, ODF Travis was definitely smoking a joint!"
"O' Doyle Family? Nah, they don't mean shit!"
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