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home improvement syndrome

This is an illness that is characterized by individuals, typically middle aged males, that are caught up in a never-ending cycle of handy man projects, many of which are not completed before the next one begins.

Ben was told he was no longer allowed to go to Home Depot after he was diagnosed with Home Improvement Syndrome by his wife. She said it was a HIS problem.

by Papa on Whidbey December 30, 2011


Uterine Homing Device

The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object

Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.

by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016


Home-made queef

When a guy farts into a girls vagina before licking her out and she queefs the fart back out and inside his mouth.

Guy 1: My girlfriend and I produced a home-made queef the other night

Guy 2: wow, you're so lucky

by mashonictimblr June 22, 2011


Home Depot Necktie

A rope noose used for hanging people

The Klansman bragged about giving the black man down the street a home depot necktie for his birthday

by meme man 696969 November 2, 2018


out-of-home entertainment

A broad descriptor used primarily by the amusement industry to collectively refer to experiences at regional attractions like theme parks and waterparks with their thrill rides and slides, and smaller community-based entertainment venues such as family entertainment and cultural venues.

Out-of-home entertainment is an industry term and is sometimes abbreviated as OOHE or OHE.

Digital Out-of-Home Entertainment is rather an arcane description for one of the fastest growing technology-sectors. These forms of interactive technology, often established on a 'pay per use' basis are transforming the customer experience in shops, cinemas, museums; almost any environment where consumers are congregating.

by thearcadeguy January 15, 2018


Race the beer home

The act of driving home before the effects of consumed alcohol start to set in (e.g.: you're not drunk yet, but if you don't get home quick, you're fucked).

Dude 1: "Dude, what happened to you at the party last night? You sure took off quick, did you get home OK?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I had to race the beer home. Another twenty minutes and I'd have been blitzed."

by JunkyardECM October 31, 2010


Craving the walk home

In the southern tier region of New York state (more specifically Binghamton NY, "craving the walk home" is slang or colloquial term for walking back to ones residence from a particularly far distance after either leaving a function, bar, restaurant, or friends place of residence. This activity usually happens late at night while one is intoxicated.

Person 1: hey why are you in the middle of nowhere on snapmap?
Person 2: I am obscenely plastered and I am craving the walk home back to my dorm; I will be back in an hour.

by Craver4849374832 February 13, 2023