when you take a fat shit on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it and picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back up there.
me and my girl phat pooned yesterday
I really enjoy a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad yesterday
n./adj. A woman that is bitter toward sexual activity. Synonyms: ice queen, prude,frigid.
Fred didn't get any because that girl he was trying to hookup with was a real Sour Poon.
When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.
Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.
A person, object or animal that always has success in attracting women (poon) and often annoys their friends because of it. Often used when someone is trying to steal another's girlfriend/wife etc.
'Did hear about Ben trying to make out with Sophia?'
"Yeah. That guys such a poon thief!"
scraping your chicks underware and snorting a line of it. If done around noon its panooning
I just got done pooning my chick.
It's time for A pooner!