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The acrid vile often unexpected liquid black excrement that comes spewing forth violently after a whiskey binge.
1. I was in the can most of the morning because of those goddamned whiskey shits.
2. He thought it was a fart, but it turned out he had the whiskey shits.
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What results when the park clean-up guy impales mounds of dog shit with his pointed stick.
That's one big shit kebab; I'd hate to be the one to clean it off.
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Phrase used to simply describe something mind-blowing or deeply philosophical in nature. Often said when too lazy to reply in an equally sophisticated or intellectual manner.
Girl: "Have you ever thought that perhaps the Universe created intellectual beings so it is able to understand itself?"
Guy: "I can't say that I have."
Girl: "It's quite mind-bending."
Guy: "Shit's deep."
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When you are stressed over anything important and your body decides now is the perfect time for you to need to take a shit.
Before every test Billy has to take a stress shit before he leaves his house.
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The large shit or shits you take the following morning after getting stoned and eating an excessive amount of delicious food.
Sarah did you get the stoner shits too!? haha We ate WAY to much food last night.
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phrase: the act of being very niggerly and or taking niggerdom to the next level.
"Tyler was acting niggerish as shit when Phil fucked his ex-girlfriend at his own party."
"Alex was feeling niggerish as shit when he found out he was adopted and was a crack baby from a black mother."
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When you are very hung over and you have alcohol induced diarrhoea
Awww man I woke up today and ran straight to the toilet hangover shits everywhere!
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