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a term to describe anything out of the ordinary that is worthy of attention. It could be used to describe anything from exciting to depressing, and good to bad.
Look guys, there's a trash can in that tree. Wow, what a trash can in a tree!
Mostly used by teens who can’t drive but need to get high! Basically a public post calling for a weed dealer to bring it to them.
Ali’s story: who can deliver?
Dealer: i can but you have to pay gas money
when somebody needs to come clear with the truth, but won't for some reason
She just needs to let the ghost out of the can about her relationship with Jim.
Where a guy is having sex a girl and another guy is giving it to the girl anal. The girl moves up and down like a can opener and when both men are about to cum she moves so the "fizz" goes everywhere.
"Did you get your room repainted?"
"No, Jessica, Mike, and I just did the Idaho Can Opener."
A term used by contractors, fabricators or other people in any service industry which translates into: "We CAN'T do it -or- It won't be what we promised -or- We'll never get it done on time (if at all) -or- Once your deposit check clears, you won't see us again until you take us to small claims court".
This term is usually said quickly and excitedly 'WeCanDoIt!!!' ; and used throughout the United States, but is very prevalent in the Southern California region.
Customer: "I need this cabinet completed in two week's time."
SoCal Fabrication Company: "We Can Do It!!"
... 3 weeks later...
Customer: "How come you haven't returned my calls? Is my cabinet done yet?"
SoCal Fabrication Company: "Whoze this now?"
Customer: "John Smith, the guy whose check you cashed 10 minutes after we met 3 weeks ago. Is my cabinet done?"
SoCal Fabrication Company: "Oh ya, ya, ya... we're doing that next"
Customer: "urgggg"
SoCal Fabrication Company: “Dude chill! We Can Do It!”
A cynical statement used to point out that no matter how stupid someone is, they can still decide the fate of a country.
There are people who actually think that an almost eighty-year-old man who can't even walk up a flight of stairs without tripping or stumbling at least three times and can't go more than five minutes without uttering a non-sequitur or having a random emotional outburst and has a long, documented history of being extremely racially prejudiced whenever it's convenient to him is fit to run an entire country. And these people can vote.
Someone who has a very girthy dick but lacks in length like a tuna can.
Megan: I told Paige that my favorite position was doggie style. So we tried and his tuna can dick felt like someone curb stomped my puss.