Where a guy is having sex a girl and another guy is giving it to the girl anal. The girl moves up and down like a can opener and when both men are about to cum she moves so the "fizz" goes everywhere.
"Did you get your room repainted?"
"No, Jessica, Mike, and I just did the Idaho Can Opener."
A cynical statement used to point out that no matter how stupid someone is, they can still decide the fate of a country.
There are people who actually think that an almost eighty-year-old man who can't even walk up a flight of stairs without tripping or stumbling at least three times and can't go more than five minutes without uttering a non-sequitur or having a random emotional outburst and has a long, documented history of being extremely racially prejudiced whenever it's convenient to him is fit to run an entire country. And these people can vote.
The Trash Can Wizard is a mystical being who resides in all sorts of containers; garbage bins, waste baskets, recycle facilities, etc. It is typically concealed withing any of these containers, and when people pass by the Wizard may sometimes leap out at them, announcing proudly that it is, in fact, a pure bred, real-life trash can wizard of the finest variety.
This strange creature has various anctics, ranging from scaring small children to convincing old men that they they are ondrugs. The reactions of victims depends on multiple factors, such as size, IQ, brand of shoes and most importantly, sense of smell. As a side note, the Wizard may be seen at approximately 3:00 P.M. in your local suburban neighborhood, because it works very late hours.
The Trash Can Wizard is known to have a close companionship with the Garbage Gnome.
If you encounter the Trash Can Wizard, greet it kindly and with many flowers and chocolate, lest it direct powerful rubbish spells at you.
Someone who has a very girthy dick but lacks in length like a tuna can.
Megan: I told Paige that my favorite position was doggie style. So we tried and his tuna can dick felt like someone curb stomped my puss.
When you fart and it smells so bad people think that the trash needs to be taken out but really it someones ass that needs to be put in the trash
Eww! You need to take out the trash it stinks! Already took it it out, just a trash can fart. Well you need to get your ass into to the trash.
Noun: Pants, usually jeans, that are so worn out from wear and tear that the knees are completely torn out, there's strips of denim hanging of of them, and the crotch is starting to rip. They get their name because they look like they should already be in the trash can.
Anna: Dude, you're still wearing your trash can pants? I thought you pitched them a long time ago!
Tom: Well, I think they're cool! It's my fashion statement!
Anna: Fashion statement my ass! You look like you've been dumpster diving!
The town of Enterprise is a white trash can, because it's full of white trash.