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Lead additive used extensively, almost comically, in protective coatings and plastics that would usually not require the addition of Lead.
Commonly found on: Childrens toys, flip flops, dishes and utensils, appliances, power tools, clothing, cosmetics, and nearly anything from Walmart. Often used in conjunction with Chinesium and Chinese Aluminium.
*Nightly news* Is your home a toxic wasteland? Investigation tonight, finds high concentrations of Lead in Chinese manufactured products like baby formula and picture frames...
Me: Hmmm, gave it the ol' Chinese spit shine
When you blow finely powdered opium into someone's asshole and they fart it out, resulting in an historically offensive cloud resembling the result of many (i.e. failed) Chinese spacecraft launches.
Your sister and I arranged a Chinese space launch for 08:00.
The situation in which you do not specifically wish to have or do something, but are okay with that thing.
Derived from the many times a person accepts Chinese food when they still might have preferred another kind of food.
I was in THe Chinese Food Situation the other day, when my friend asked me if I wanted to watch "Transformers" at the movie theater.
It’s when a guy wraps his uncircumcised penis around a circumcised penis and super glues it on
Brad and Anthony has homosexual sex and Brad wrapped his uncircumcised penis around Anthony’s circumstanced penis then they superglued it. Now Anthony and Brad needed a surgery because of the Chinese finger trap.
The act of punching a waiter in the ribs for not knowing what chinese spare ribs are.
You mean to tell me, you don't know what Chinese spare ribs are? Let me show you man
When two males attempt "docking" using a Chinese finger trap.
Tonight in the ER we had to separate two guys who tried the Chinese Space Dock.
When a very skinny chinese male humps a skinny chinese female non stop until there is bleeding. After that the male puts his ballsack in her face and she sucks the balls until it hurts.
My parents chinese bang gloshio each other and then they went to the hospital.