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Basicaly means your never getting a turn on my Xbox. :\ Tough luck bud. Okay leave.
Person A: Hey can I get a turn?
Person B: Sure, one second.
-4 hours later-
Person A: Can I get a turn now?
Person B: You JUST asked. Dude chill.
Child of their parent’s double-first cousin with their other parent’s first cousin or are the child of their parent’s sesqui-first cousin with their other parent’s sesqui-first cousin.
My triple-second cousin is a good person.
Consuming alcohol that someone else has already consumed.
Kissing someone who has just taken a shot and receiving second-hand alcohol.
Its the doomsday clock
what is the doomsday clock at?
100 seconds to midnight
A screaming child in a restaurant, airplane, or other public enclosed space where you can't get away from the sound.
Kathy and I were at this nice dinner the other night and it was totally ruined by the Second-Hand Baby. We had to leave before dessert.
being on your period. When a girl says she's 'in japan' it means she has her period
"I am in Japan, On my period." (Japan second meaning)
When a guy is so hot fo a girl that as soon as she climbs on him cowboy style he thrusts 2 times and is finished.
Cathy: " sooo how was your date with josh" was he awes....." Me (cutting her off mid sentence shaking my heasd disgustedly) " 8 second rodeo "