Noob With Socks

A Noob(search Noob) that sucks so much that his shoes were stolen because he got pwned(search pwned) so much.

"OMG JOHN UR SUCH A FUCKIN NOOB WIT SOCKS!"
"Your Worst Than A Noob Your A Noob With Socks Butwhipe!"

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rock in a sock

a women's brest that have started to sag. With the majority of the weight at the bottom it looks like a rock in a sock.

That man she's so old her boobs are rock in a sock.

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Pussy Sock

While fucking a woman really hard and fast, the condom used slips off completely inside. The pussy is then, in effect, a sock surrounding the condom.

Man I fucked her so good last night she'll be walking around with a pussy sock for a week.!

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cock-sock

A cock-sock is a long athletic sock that a guy wears to keep his dick warm and his balls from receding when there's an Arctic Clipper like we sometimes get here at the Academy to keep his weenie warm.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bought me a heated cock-sock for Christmas!

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tube socks

Old, skinny, hanging breasts.

Granny's tube socks have seen better years.

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Pet Sock

1. A foot sock that is used in place of a napkins during male masturbation. 2. Used to catch the male climax.

I hope my mom doesn't find my Pet Sock! That thing is hard as a rock!

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Fold The Socks

recieve anal sex while pressing your vagina against the corner of the dryer while it is running.

I don't think she will wanna move it up to the bedroom ever since I showed her how to "fold the socks".

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