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Yorkshire phrase signifying when a woman is in a bad mood, as she might be if she actually saw just how big her arse was.
Husband: What's for dinner love?
Wife: Fuck off and cook yourself for once!!
Husband: (to himself) Someone's seen her arse...
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On the bones of my arse
I’ve hit rock bottom’ I’m on the bones of my arse’
Ie very low point, poor, so thin when you sit down you can feel the bones in your pelvis
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An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.
Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.
when you've done something wrong and get put over someones knee with a bum slap as punishment.
You: (does something bad)
Mum: Do that again son and I'll tan yer arse!
Conducting ones business in a less than orderly manner somewhat in the opposite of regimented. Acting the cunt.
He was completely piss arsing around like some sort of cunt.
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as the days rolled by with Rob not bathing, the scent of eau de arse began to swell about the premises.
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someone whome lacks height due to being retarded....
Lee And Stacey Are Short-arses
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