I hate Andrew but I guess I will have to deal with it because he's a blue chip dick
A take-away meal purchased by an English person from a 'chippie'.
It consists of battered fish (usually Cod, sometimes Haddock) and tastes best accompanied by mushy peas (ie. peas that have been squashed into a pulp) and curry sauce.
Usually costs around Β£4
"I'll have one of each with scraps, please"
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the act of wiping fecal residue from ones penis tip and then flipping through the air.
after having anal sex with this slut i realized i had some turd stuck on the tip of my dick ,so i chocolate chip flipped her bathroom mirror
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ur fuckin a chick in the ass and as soon as ur about 2 nut go on her back wait for it 2 dry, peal it off and give it 2 her to eat
if you arabian potato chip a chick this will commend you 2 become a sex god
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I was gonna go down on her until I saw her chipped beef with mayo.
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Leah: "Is that Jesus in your mouth?"
Thomas: "Yeah...no homo"
chocolate chip muffin*
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The most best sensation of your life.you should try it.dont like them well fight me.JK hehe
I love chocolate chip cookies my momma makes them real Gucci
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