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A woman who can’t get enough dick in a week. She walks around fucking every guy like he’s offered her a loaf of bread.
Kim is such a dildo duck I gave her a bite of my sandwich cause I knew she’d give me some after that!
Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects
A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.
Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
Its a hamster and a dildo put together.
It makes the hamster dildo. New invention
The discard box for cleaning after dildos and other sex toys are used
"Brendon, you should practice good hygiene by cleaning out your dildo bucket right away after use"
When you are high AF and watch LOTR with your bros.
Dildo Buttkins is a cummin’!
To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.
He told me a woman's place was in the kitchen, so I put that thought through the dildo filter.