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One of polnareff’s most famous lines from the dub of jojo’s bizarre adventure.
Kakyoin: when you say.. a man..
Polnareff: what? Mangoes from India?
This is an expression to be used when someone who has been through hell finally has something go right in their lives.
An unexpected blessing, a miracle, to show that God, who had apparently been slacking off for a while, has finally reappeared.
"After an agonizing journey with stage 4 cancer, she found out that the man she has secretly been in love with for 20 years has also been in love with her. Now she's cancer-free, and they're engaged. God is back from lunch."
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A sister that is the result of an ejaculation other than the one that produced the other sibling.
Who's that girl who can't even get a job? She's my sis from another jizz..
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An American freethought organization based in Madison, Wisconsin. Its purposes, as stated in its bylaws, are to promote the separation of church and state and to educate the public on matters relating to atheism, agnosticism and nontheism.
Freedom From Religion Foundation pointed out to the ignorant politician the Treaty of Tripoli as proof of the separation of church and state.
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Matt is a beast who is capable of obliterating universes with but a mere glance, and that's when he's using only .000000000000000001% of his true power. It is wise to never challenge Matt to a duel unless you hate your own anus that badly. He is a pro in everything that he does, and you're guaranteed to lose to him every. single. time.
A CPU from the Wii Sports franchise that is capable of standing toe-to-toe with Shaggy in a death match. His strength is unmatched by any and every other Mii on the island.
It is rumored that Matt From Wii Sports shiny, mocha-colored bald head is capable of seeing millennia into the future.
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u think i know ur god damn last name? who cares ur some stupid girl going around thinking ppl talking crap bout u. FIND ME BITCH ill help u out.. my fierst period teacher is ms velez and my father is mr pop witts
a dick, my first period teacher is ms velez
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The best girl you've had sex with.
The almost opposite of a goddess from Athens is a mediocrity from the suburbs
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