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also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
Person 1: Hey, what're you doing?
Person 2: Idk, Just Dying on the Internet.
When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.
I hate it when that one guy posts something online just so he can get a internet handjob.
1. a period of time, be it a week or more, involving no sexual activity except for ahem.. the internet, ie. porn
2. the promise of an internet week, also used as an excuse to get out of said sexual activity, usually using an excuse such as work
I'm sorry, but it's going to be an internet week, things are really busy at work. Sorry.
A smartphone. So called because it is rectangular, and its main function is to provide instantaneous access to the Internet.
Why are you asking me for directions? Don't you have an Internet rectangle?
The towel kept by your computer to clean up bodily fluids escaping your body due to the internet.
I like to hide my internet-towel in the desk drawer to avoid questions from mom.
Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.
"I know ive been acting strange lately, but i think its just some Internet Schizophrenia"
A tough and thuggish person who acts hard online behind a screen, but is soft as a pillow in real life. They play with people’s emotions and doesn’t think or expect to get hurt.
Internet Thug: That boy Calab a b**** I’ll have sex with his mom and sister and slap his dad and his brothers! I might just slap him myself as well!
Real life:
Calab: WHAT YOU SAID BOUT ME?!
Internet Thug: what you mean dude I wasn’t talking to you I didn’t mean it I’m sorry
Calab: SAY IT TO MY FACE IF YOU BOLD LIKE THAT!!!
Internet Thug: ...