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A beer that has a flavor reminiscent of licking a skunk's asshole.
Dude, is that a Heineken? That is the king of skunky beer! Why don't you just lick a skunk's asshole?
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The unfair term given to those who enjoy high quality beer. They are often accused of being snobbish and looking down on others, or are thought merely to drink beer of higher quality than Bud, Miller, and Coors to feel or act superior to their peers. A better term is beer connoisseur.
"Hey Joe, you're not drinking, what's up? We have 5 kegs of Natty." -Bill
"No thanks" -Joe
"What gives bro, are you Mormon or something?" -Bill
"No, I just like beer like Sam Adams and Dogfish Head" -Joe
"You f---ing beer snob!" - Bill
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When a man needs to prove that he doesn't live with his mother he often brandishes a road beer. This is usually purchased at the same time gasoline is purchased and consumed while driving away from the gas staiton.
Bonus points of bad ass-ness are earned if the road beer is held nonchalantly in the left hand, slightly resting on the sill of an open car window.
That guy in the '83 Camaro looks like a child molester, we should fuck with him. Wait, he's rocking a road beer. Maybe we should hang out with him?
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beer shakes is when you're body shakes uncontrollably because you are experiencing the withdrawal effects from not drinking. see weed shakes
Morgan couldn't drive his jeep because his beer shakes were too bad, so he brought himself a road soda to ease the pain.
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a girl who will do anything for beer. by anything i mean anything involving sexual favors
i gave the bitch some beers and she sucked me clean
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one who indulges in large quantities of beer or lager,then eats kebabs and vomits.
fuckin beer monsters puked on my trainers the cunt.
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That one chill down the spine that you always get after chugging an ice cold beer.
Person 1: *chug chug chug chug* Psshhaaa!
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Brrr!
Person 2: Beer chill?
Person 1: Yeah...hic!
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