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Michigan syndrome, as we have come to call it, is the "disease" that inflicts girls in michigan. Whenever we visit Lake Michigan, on the beach, there are hot girls everywhere, but they are with their ugly/wussy/dorky boyfriends. Whenever you see a hot chick with a guy who doesnt belong with her, that is michigan syndrome
"Dude, did you see that chick?"
"Yeah, she was hot, but judging from that guy she was with, she definitely has a case of the michigan syndrome"
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The constant unnecessary repetition of the last word or syllable of a sentence, (usually another's name.)
"bye RussRuss see you later! much lovelove!"
"Whoa girl you got Rihanna Syndrome you needs to see a therapist or something."
"You can stand under my Umbrella ella ella"
" .. I'm alright thanks. It's not raining."
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A completely real disease where the sufferer cannot stop themselves from blurting out "Because I'm Batman!"at every arising opportunity.
"Hey guys, did you hear about Bruce? I heard he has the symptoms of Batman Syndrome."
"Yeah I saw him the other night, he's got it bad. He was on the hood of some unsuspecting woman's car wearing a cape and a mask yelling something about him being Batman."
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A mental attitude where a person is so infatuated with themselves and their goals that they become impatient and shut things out of their life or procrastinate on things they need to do rather than what they want to do. This kind of person indulges in self-care, and anything that doesn't concern their well-being and/or livelihood that causes them stress is irrelevant and trite.
If they're not focused on their goals, they're waiting for that moment for god to come along and " bless " them with an important goal.
If you relate to this, you probably have some other mental disorder and/or watch too much anime.
I told my followers on Twitter I'm taking a mental health break and one of them commented " ratio ". They don't even follow me and they hurled an insult at me anyway. I think they have a case of protagonist syndrome.
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Asperger’s Sydrome is a neurological disorder that affects mostly males. It is on the autism spectrum, but is considered a much milder case of it. Asperger’s or AS for short, is a rarer disorder on the spectrum and comes with its many gifts but also many curses.
Aspies, or people with AS, often have the intellect and language ability of a normal person, something that differentiates them from the more severe cases of autism. They have great visual and auditory processing skills and have an extensive vocabulary. This intelligence makes many people with AS go into and graduate in the STEM program.
The biggest downside of having AS is a lack of social abilities. Aspies tend to not understand nonliteral language, such as irony and sarcasm. Many Aspies also avoid making eye contact and have trouble starting small conversations. Aspies can obsess over small things and when those things are brought up in a conversation, they will talk about them for long periods of time. People with AS also have issues with making new friends and will often stay and talk with the people they trust the most.
People with AS are often stereotyped as weird or nerdy and that makes them a target for harassment and bullying. Normal people also often confuse people with AS with people further down the autism spectrum.
Asperger’s is a very misunderstood disorder. The people with Asperger’s are great people if you get to know them, which unfortunately is hard for them to know you.
Person 1: Billy is very socially awkward isn’t he. You think he has autism?
Person 2: No, his grades are better than mine.
Person 1: Might be Asperger’s Syndrome then.
Person 2: You’re probably right.
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ANYTHING BUT THIS syndrome occurs when a relationship sours and your significant other doesn't care where the two of you go, as long as it's separate ways. Reconciliation is impossible.
I think my girlfriend has ABT syndrome. No matter how hard I try, it's just not good enough.
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A condition that results from extreme anorexia. A persons limbs resemble small parts of a wind chime. One cannot help but hear a "windchime" sound as they walk past.
"I can hear her bones from a mile away. She needs a burger. She's got Windchime Syndrome."
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