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Likes toes that's it there is nothing else to this man that is all he talks about evry single fibre of his being his sucking of big fat juicy toes so I can drink some of that delicous to juice.
My dad's been sucking my toes for 2 hours now he must be an Alfie Sherborne
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some boy like, an absolute fucking powerhouse.
Who is Alfie Ritson?
Alfie Ritson is a big unit.
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acting like a man/woman on a mission to seek out a person(s) who is DTF. a person behaving this way will not limit themselves to just one person per instance and therefore is somewhat of a whore - that everybody seems to know in one way or another.
i can't talk right now i'm on some alfie behaviour i'll call you back later. too many fish in the sea.
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Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment
Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten
a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"
b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"
Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"
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I feel green, that weed is so dense.
"That green is thick man"
"Holy crap that weed is so dense i cant think"
Yep you've given yourself an "Alfie Green"
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Alfie Jeffery is a kid who has a YouTube channel called Naruto nugget and he has a friend called Josh and Josh has a girlfriend and Alfie doesn't and he is jealous and wants one
Alfie Jeffery is gay