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1. A person who raptors your anus
1. Man you are being such an anus raptor.
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A congenital deformity in which the buttocks can open up like the shells of a clam, with anus inside as a clam would be inside clamshells.
He dropped his shorts and then made everyone in the locker-room pass out from the sight of his clamshell anus.
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The sensation that one's sphincter is actually aflame, usually occurring after eating bad tex-mex, taking a really nasty shit, or pulling the Steve-O Bottle Rocket stunt from JACKASS NUMBER TWO...
GUY1: Dude, why did I have to go to Chipotle on my lunch break? Now I've got to sit through this board meeting with my heinous anus! My Asshole must look like a cigarette burn on the Sunday morning comics!
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Casually inserting a fully grown cactus up your anus.
"Look! Did Kate just shove that huge cactus up her anus?!"
"Yeah that's a Cactus in anus all right !"
An insult you use when someone is being a douche bag or won't do something for you.
Mike: hey can you pass me that crayon?
Cameron: naaaaw man
Mike: YOU GORILLA ANUS!!
Your Anus is the seventh planet from the sun and the third largest in the solar system.
"Whoa Amanda I can see your anus!"
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A man who is an anus at the theater.
Good thing I killed him. For all we know, he could have been the dreaded Theater Anus.