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1) Anxiety over having an obvious hickey and wanting to hide it.
2) Anxiety over giving a good hickey.
She had hickey anxiety when meeting her boyfriends family because she didn't want them to think that she was a ho.
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A point in time where you can't remember a specific passcode and you begin to feel anxious as you keep trying to figure out the right code before you reach the maxium attempts allowed and have to reset it.
I began to feel passcode anxiety as I just stared at the computer screen trying to figure out my passcode to log into my account. I just kept typing in a new code and each time it was wrong.
“Construction Anxiety” is a condition that comes from seeing orange and white caution cones everywhere you go. The overuse of these cones and all the construction going on around you is enough to cause this disorder.
Chase was driving and sees yet ANOTHER construction area with the orange and white cones. This sends his construction anxiety up to a level of epic proportions. The stop and go, slow down, right lane closed, traffic jams are more than he can take!
When you put your iPod on shuffle at party or social gathering and you project yourself forward thinking "What's it going to play next?" Jarvis Cocker is often credited as coining this term.
Guy 1: "Dude this is awesome. Those songs transitioned into each other perfectly. I wonder what it's gonna play next"
Guy 2: "Oh no, what is it gonna play next?! Will it be as good?!?"
Guy 1: "Dude you're getting Shuffle Anxiety"
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when you are texting someone and they dont answer creating anxiety of why they arent texting are the mad, did they die, are they being arrested or what is taking them so damn long
girl: i hate my mom shes driving me home drunk again
me: are u ok tho is she driving ok
me: hello?
me: are u ok?
me: whats going on im coming to look for u if u dont answer
an hour later
girl: i just saw the new girls next door
me: damn what took u so long u gave me text anxiety i thought u were dead
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Worries, usually about performing the act of sex or urination, that cause a person to have an inability to properly execute these functions.
"How was your date last night?"
"It was awful!"
"What, no sex?"
"No dude! Jane was so hot, I got performance anxiety. Then she just left."
"Damn, you're a loser, Jon!"
"Hey man! Stop watching me pee! You're giving me performance anxiety"
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when you are at school or work and and cant concentrate because you forgot to tend to your crops, trees, or animals on farmville.
april: tyler why are you sweating so much...?
tyler: i have farmville anxiety! i have to text my mom and tell her to get on my facebook.
april: why...?
tyler: i forgot to harvest my farmville cotton! she has to harvest it for me!
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