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A psycho-physical disturbance whose main symptom is your girlfriend being a dumb bitch.
Look at his stupid ass girlfriend behaving like a dumb cunt. He must have Asperger.
A cure for being Neurotpyical.
Example 1: John was diagnosed with Aspergers in 2010, but it was changed to ASD because Neurotypicals realized they were virtually too advanced to be a separate disorder.
Person 1: My daughter got diagnosed with Aspergers, do I need to be worried?
Person 2: No, in fact be worried about the cognitively deficient unaware seniles they call "Neurotypicals", especially during adolescence.
Aspergers is when you can make great jokes and lose your shit without understanding why people are upset with you. It's great for being a memelord but pretty fucking lame for like, not feeling completely self isolated and alone all of the time due to your crushing lack of people skills, comprehension or even the friends to help you...also you get mad pussy 😎
Weird Kid: *reaches for bag*
Me: rEeeeee
Everyone: Aspergers kid saved the day again! *proceeds to bow down to me like 12 yr olds to the kid with the most fidget spinners in 2016*
A disease common among men of Slavic or Cyrillic native dialect in a western speaking atmosphere that can cause a difference of mindset from western generalized perception of the Eastern Europeans. Genuinely leads to minor cases of bad posture, strange tangents and difficulty with sentences and 4th dimensional concepts.
That kid tapping on the beer keg? Wide ass nigga of a case of Slavic Aspergers -Anyone about to see some dumb shit