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Babies

A common side effect of shady hotels and prom night, Babies are one of the most common forms of Sexualy Transmitied Byproducts. Other common STB’s include but are not limited too: Sticky fingers, smegma, the condition known as pizza-delivery-related-trauma, running out of shampoo, an aroma of old tuna, the walk of shame, the walk of fame, sleeping on the wet patch, clean pipes, grilled cheese, and lastly, waking-up-too-someone-who- definitely-isn't-who-you-were-looking-at-last-night-(maybe). Note that these are common STB’s of first, second, third base as well as The Homerun. For more information on the STB’s of acts such as The Backdoor, Dirty Sanchez, Arizona Top Hat, Covert Cherry Picker, The Not-So-Solid-Snake or anything related to blow-up sea creatures, please ask your parents.

Babies, being a common STB, are an important condition to learn about due to the fact that they can and will ruin your life. There are many ways to prevent babies such as: Male condoms, female condoms, hundreds of proven forms of female birth control, the one experimental form of male birth control, bleach, and lastly, guilt.

Remember to talk to your doctor about the dangers of Babies as well as other forms of STB’s

"HOLY SHIT BRENDA, WHAT IS THAT CRAWLING OUT OF YOU?!?!?!?!"
"Oh that? I Caught Babies about 6 months ago..."

by Yo boy, Stevo February 27, 2017

113πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


On Baby

On baby is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "I swear to God." On baby
is the name of a stuffed animal child that a 2 students really cared about. Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...

"oN bAbY this homework is hard"

"On BaBy she is thicc"

by THOOBMOOBS October 2, 2019

26πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


baby

Used to refer to someone who did something cute and wholesome. (usually a celebrity or someone's friends/ partner). This can also be applied to pets, mostly good bois.

*on twitter*
me: *tweets video of Tyler Joseph playing with his hair*
literally all clikkies: TYLER JOSEPH IS BABY UWU

by sliipingl8ly March 24, 2019

346πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


babi

word use by malaysian for pig,quite rude in that country

1: i sleep with your mum last night..
2: you babi

by keymark January 1, 2018

104πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Babie

A term for someone who is adorable. Used in Stan twitter to show love for said babie. Usually pretty overrated and makes your insides mush.

Alexi from Stranger Things season 3 is babie!

by khamomile July 10, 2019

57πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Babi

Babi means pig in Malaysia or Indonesia.
Its a bad word.

Nobody:
Sajat: kau memang babi, babi, babi!

by YollozzZ June 12, 2021


on the babies

A phrase often used to affirm or agree to something, or guarantee it'll happen. On the 'babies', as in, on your children, or all children in general. Similar to 'on god', or, 'on my mama'.

Carter: Hey Sam, did you like the new Rocky movie?
Sam: ON THE BABIES, that shit was fly as fuck.

by cbomwhitemystery January 1, 2019

17πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž