Brass instrument

A sophisticated device that's used to collect water, which is usually recognized as saliva.

Failing to explain that the liquid isn't saliva, the brass instrument players were told to mop the floor.

brass grasp

referring to a woman who appears to moonlight as a stripper.

She's got the brass grasp.

Brass BBQ

Similar to the Glass BBQ, except made with brass and not for smoking crack. More often confused with the Grass BBQ.

Richard: Pass me the Brass BBQ mate.
Blair: The Glass BBQ?
Richard: No, the BRASS BBQ, you crack addict cunt!

brass monkey

The BEST song of all time by the Beastie boys. If you listen to this you’re elite and deserve rights. You are VERY poggers

Brass monkey... that funky monkey

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Brass Clown

Putting on a round, brass, clown nose, then sticking it up a person's ass while licking their taint.

A Reverse Brass Clown is sticking the nose in a woman's cooter while licking her ass.

Basically, it's sticking and licking.

The term was invented by J.A. Konrath in his book Cherry Bomb. Any other brass clown definitions are false, and were stolen from Konrath.

I put on my metal nose and gave that guy the best brass clown he ever had.

Or

She was so into the brass clown, I lost the nose inside her and had to fish it out with a magnet.

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Brass Knuckles

Basically a four fingered ring. One of the best hand combat weapons ever invented. Used in the proper way can leave an opponent unconscious or possibly dead. They usually come in Brass, steel, Pewter, and copper.

In london they call brass knuckles Knuckle Dusters.

In Japan they call them Tekko with a slightlly different design.

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brass eye

A six episode series from the 90's satirising many social issues starring chris morris. caused a cufuffle among the snobs in society as it touches on the more amusing side of paedophilia in one of the episodes.

"the teletubbies is mucholy boring, let us partake in the viewing of brass eye"

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