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When one’s to faded that the individual eyes are squinted that of an Asian.
Bro you look faded as fuck eyes on Asian skin Caucasian
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Caucasian. Particularly in Hollywood's casting calls for high-budget motion pictures. The addition of "or any other ethnicity" is superfluous, but may be used to maintain an illusion of equal opportunity for aspiring actors of color.
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12-15 years-old, Male, Caucasian or any other ethnicity. We are looking for a young man to play the lead role in a motion picture franchise. He must be athletic and graceful with an ability in Martial Arts (not necessarily extensive experience) ... He is a young adventurer and should seem like the type of young man who will grow up to be heroic.
KATARA
14-17 years-old, Female, Caucasian or any other ethnicity. She is Sokka s younger sister. ... She believes in herself and feels that she can play on the same team as the boys. She is beautiful, intelligent, passionate, feisty, and has a real sense of adventure.
SOKKA
16-20 years-old, Male, Caucasian or any other ethnicity. He is Katara s older brother. He is intelligent but awkward, and very funny ... He aspires to greatness, but he tends to doubt himself.
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Caucasian Male Syndrome (CMS) is the complete and utter lack of individuals of Caucasian descent and of the male gender to maintain any form of dance rhythm.
Sufferers of CMS often revert to faux dances by engaging in everyday motions which imitate (badly) real dance moves. These Caucasian Male Moves (CMM) include such everyday motions as The Dice Roller, The Grocery Shopper, The Skiier, and The Pulp Fiction. Inevitably, this severely limited library of dance moves results in sloppy repetition of the same moves over and over again, each time with decreasing interest in the partner.
If pressed too long (approximately the length of one song), this decrease in dance partner interest typically results in some sort of physical retribution to the person afflicted with CMS.
"What exactly is he doing on the floor? It looks like he's fapping right in front of her."
"Oh, he's got Caucasian Male Syndrome. That 'move' is called The Dice Roller."
"OHHHHH. That makes sense. He's not doing too bad for someone with CMS. Wait, he just got slapped, never mind."
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A white guy who is paid by foreigners to pose as various individuals like a businessman, or an ambassador, or a company figurehead. This is done so that the client's concern can seem more "prestigious" and "international" to locals.
"Brandon just got paid $500 bucks to go to India and pretend to be an American investor for a small Indian start-up so they can land a big contract."
"Goddamn, I wish someone would pay me to be a Professional Caucasian Life-Prop".
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The alternate for Real Nigga Hours but for respectful White gentlemen during the same time as Real Nigga Hours and also during 11:30-5:30 PM
"Did you each brunch during Respectful Caucasian Folk Hours today"? "Indeed good sir and it was quite tasty". " Ha ha indeed"!
a sex posistion exclusive to only white people. if a black person is caught in the act of the caucasian snerp n derp, the people involved must be beaten with sticks by chinese people. then be left naked on the street. if an asian is caught in the act of the caucasian snerp n derp will be left on the street with only a clear piece of plastic, because they seem to be both black and white mixed. mexicans will only be charged a fine of 50 tacos.
guy 1 "dude did you hear what happened to the black guy who tried the caucasian snerp n derp?"
guy 2 "yea he was left out naked on the street for a day or two"
guy 1 "yea thank god im only asian so i get to have a piece of clear plastic to at least look like i have something cover it up with!"
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The absolute scum of the earth
According to Tumblr, they're all racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic.
God I hate Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males, they all are scum. I heard one justify the pink tax, by saying they're all different the other day. The dude is just a neckbeard MRA. Domestic Violence towards men doesn't exist, I hope they all die. Up with XX down with XY, the world has no use for these racist, anti-lgbt, misogynistic bellands.
Btw, if this entry offended you, just remember this is a joke. I don't think Cis Straight White Men are bad people.
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