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A clause in the Friends With Benefits contract in which both parties agree to end said contract after a certain date has been reached.
Her: Hey, I know we’ve had a great summer and all… but I think I’m going to innact The Adam Clause.
Him: How does August 23rd sound?
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A set of circumstances that might prevent an otherwise fun or enjoyable event. Also the sense of doubt or negativity one adds to an agreement.
We need to hang tonight, if weather permits.
or
If my girl says its cool, I'll totally come over tonight and play some COD!!
or possibly
Bob: So we're all set to go to the club?
Steve: Hell yeah, its been so long since we've had time to kick it together!
Joe: Yeah, but we can't stay out too long man, I have to get up early tomorrow. Plus my girl doesn't want me staying out too long.
Bob: Man Joe, why you always gotta add a bitch clause to the situation??
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In the event of Best Friend achieving the status of "in a relationship" the friend that activated the Friendship Clause is asking said friend to "investigate" his girlfriend's friends for his friend's (That activated said clause) next proper girlfriend.
In the event of said friend not sticking to the once activated clause, a point is deducted on the friendship status (and may result in extended silent amongst friends). But if all best friends of said girlfriend do not meet criteria for the best friend (not suitable for dating of best friend i.e sluts, crazy, age) then the clause is then waived but always invoked for future potential candidates.
"I will need to activate the Friendship Clause, she has some hot friends."
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An extremely Liberal individual. A Santa Clause follows unrealistic economic and social principles and hates religion.
Santa Clauses often drive a hatchback and reward naughty children under the tree.
God is a Republican and Santa Clause is a Democrat.
That limp-wristed, pot-smoking, daisy-picking Liberal is such a SANTA CLAUSE.
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When ur gettin head or having sex and u pull out and skeet on her mouth. Leaving her chin white and dripping
Tasha didn't let me skeet in her mouth so she closed it and I santa claused her face
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An individual who free loads and pot licks another individual's hard
work. Borrows stuff without the intention of giving back.
"Look, there's a Skeech-Clause. He is always skeeching for some
free shit."
"That dam skeech took my shit last week, I aint seen it since!"
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A self-proclaimed rebel who goes through life without the barest notion of grammar, syntaxis or propriety of speech.
Dude 1:Damn man, that chick is so rebel -- did you see that "dead 2 corporatioons" sign?
Dude 2: Aww no mate, let's take cover, she's rebel without a clause