Cone o'clock

The special time of day when you're about to sink a fat cone/bowl.

"guess what lads? It's cone o'clock!"
"fuck yeah, wait a sec so I can pack one"

"Excuse me young man, do you know what the time is?"
"Ummm ..."

*looks at wrist*

"yeah it's cone o'clock"

cone bone

1. Conan O'Brien's green Ford Taurus' stick shift stick (that thing you use to change gears).

2. Also, jokingly, Conan O'Brien's penis.

You wanna try out my... Cone Bone...?

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Rogee Cone

When you receive an ice cream cone that has gone stale, or tastes wrong.

Do you want another drumstick?

Nah man, those are Rogee Cones.

Punchin' Cones

An Australian term for smoking a bowl from a bong or pipe.

<Friend> G'Day mate. What did you get up to last night then, you blighter?
<Deegs> Fuckin' like stayed at home n shit ay lad. Was punchin' cones with my mum n shit bro. Mad cones n shit.

<Friend> Fucken Ay
<Deegs> Fucken Ay

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James Cone

James Cone, the absolute mad lad. The most sexy Glenny Kebabs model, yoinks multiple $50 notes from Vicky every day.

Loves to spend racks on steam cards, he is the plug. Whatever you want, he will buy it. The absoloute Maccas Dealer.

BIGGEST CUZZ OF ALL

I pray to the lord and savior James Cone, for he withdrawls the cash from Vicky and makes it rain on the poor, who so desperately need a Maccas meal.

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monge cone

1) A membranous tissue fold that occuludes the vaginal orifice from the ramrod. A hymen or cherry.

2) A cone existing on a level curve that contacts the tangent surface.

1:"Take a good look at your monge cone; this is the last time you'er ever going to see it!"
2:Mot screamed to the ramrod, "If you want to get to the bloody monge cone, you're going to have to get through me first, mate"

orange-cone

To use ones authority to obstruct someone as pay pack for failing to support.

For example in September 2013 New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's staff orange-coned Ft. Lee, New Jersey as pay back because the mayor of Ft. Lee failed to support Christie for Governor. In this case, orange cones were literally used to obstruct 3 lanes of the George Washington Bridge (GWB) into Manhattan from Ft. Lee : victimizing countless innocent commuters, causing dangerous gridlock and endangering public safety.

Fatty had NO IDEA .... yeah-right-Get-the-fuck-outta-heer !

Patti : Why are the restrooms nearest to our desks "Closed Until Further Notice" ?

Tony: We got orange-coned by Alex the janitor because I promoted Tyrell to be Chief Custodian instead of him. Now Alex says he's doing a "Plumbing Study".

Patti: I gotta pee !