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I met a black-skinned man with a ice cream grin
and a blond afghan with that heroin
we moved to the mountains where the highway ends
and I got myself that ice cream grin
The exclusive perfume of Mexican gorditas.
When I smelled the aroma Fried Ice Cream wafting from the cantina, I knew Gorditas were near.
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A delectable dessert with a rectangular slab of ice cream (usually vanilla), and 2 cookies or wafers (usually chocolate chip and chocolate, respectively) on the top and bottom of the ice cream.
Ice Cream Vendor: Who wants an ice cream sandwich?
Random Guy: I do!
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Umm... two pieces of delicious chocolate-ness with ice cream in the middle sold at grocery stores??
(a definition not involving ass-fucking or shit-and-ejaculation-eating for once)
Yummy, my mother brought me home an ice cream sandwich. And no, it didn't have shit nor cum on it.
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When delicious ice cream is melted due to it being unattended turning into a liquid where you consume it like soup.
I forgot and left my bowl of ice cream too long now its all liquidy... It's an ice cream soup!
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Closeted homosexual who looks up to, runs errands for and generally does anything necessary for his older slightly more accomplished gay lover.
While you were away I heard your little ice cream boy fucked everything up. Tell that little bitch to get off his knees and fix it!
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A guy you date once, and they won't stop calling you. They are a good enough catch that you would date them again, but the fact that they are too persistent makes them less desirable like dirt on ice cream.
I had a great date last night, but then he called me 26 times since; he's just like dirty ice cream.
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