Someone who calls themselves a hippie, because they listen to "hippie music," and pretend to go by the hippie values such as peace and open mindness, but really they gossip about people just as much as the regular "prep" and they spend just as much money on their clothes which is pure irony. Credit Card hippies smoke pot which makes them think they're even more "hippie-ish," but while they're high they go out and steal stuff and talk about people. It doesn't take much to be categorized as a "hippie" and even if you do stuff for your community, being mean still definetly doesn't cut it.
"Hey,like how ugly are those girls clothes."
"I know who does she think she is."
"I know gosh, well I'm off to the recycling club meeting"
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When you have to shake hands with someone so you wipe your hand through your ass cheeks and shake their hand.
He used his Irish credit card on his supervisor.
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when your friend takes your credit card/debit card, puts down his pants, then, while browsing for zephyr items, you put it in your mouth, on purpose or by mistake
galen i didnt know that was a dick credit card when i put in my mouth
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The act of shitting without wiping, then taking your shit filled ass crack and spreading your cheeks and swiping you ass over someones face. Most commonly used during sex but is also a good practical joke.
Jimmy- "Wil put laxitives in my food and I had a liquid shit."
Mark- "Thats awful."
Jimmy- "No. I credit card swiped him in his sleep after that."
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Credit card company that raises rates so the debt never goes away.
Last week I paid off the card and today they called to tell me there was a fee not paid and then a late fee for not paying the unknown fee. My card keeps dying and coming back to life to torture me and my bank account like it is a zombie credit card.
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When you try to credit card that bitch, but end up getting a bunch of shit on your fingers, after which your partner turns around and slaps the fucking shit out of you.
I wanted to credit card her so bad, but every time I got my hand up close to that ass I got my credit card rejected.
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its when u try to credit card sum1, but u get an ass load of shit on ur finger. its fucking gross, and u shuld giv bitches like this hu dont wipe their ass either a dirty sanchez or a crap slap w/ this "present" they have bestowed upon you.
swiper: o fuck dude. wipe ur ass hole. tht shit is gross.
one hu does not wipe asshole: credit card declined!
swiper: tht shit isnt funny. im gona stick it down ur throat.
one hu does not wipe asshole: don't!
swiper: i hate people hu dont wipe their assholes. they suck.
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