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A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
-100% athletic
-A king
-Wears fun socks
-Disney Adult
-Wheres pink on Wednesdays
-Gay best friend
-Slays everyday. Not negotiable
-Shares b-day with colleague
"Anything interesting, sad, or scary to share," said Jay Crocker.
Having gone behind the back of, or over the head of you're coworkers or a supervisor to get you're way, even after being told no by a supervisor or co-worker, for personal gain.
Joe sure Crockered his way out of having to work the nightshift by running to the manager even after his foreman had told him he had to work nights.
An unnecessary disposal of partially eaten food, most commonly doughnuts or fried chicken, and is considered wasteful but extremely humourous. Very common practice in the Western Canadian city of Calgary, Alberta.
Did you just throw away 10 doughnuts in that 12 pack?! That is a waste of food!
Nah man. I Crockered that shit.
Yeah. That was pretty fucking funny.
A man who embodies the spirit of a 5 year old but maintains “Disney adult” status. Usually an avid coffee drinker who enjoys Eggo waffles, dark chocolate, musical theatre, the Oxford comma, and non “pew pew” video games. Must wear pink on Wednesdays, purple on Thursdays, and always pair work outfits with funky socks.
100% gay & 100% anticandice
Mr Crocker, I have tea to spill.
The term used for a hugely nice penis. Usually associated with the wird jordan if you look it up. Girls love it and gets alot of action. For action you want one for one of your three wishes ;)
Ahh,,, Shall we have abit of Penis-Crocker fun?
Dating and/or becoming engaged to a girl without any of your friends knowing about, essentially making your dating much easier since you dont have to go through needless questioning and other idiots who want to give you advice or find out whats going on.
A guy getting engaged to someone and you never knew he was dating someone. That guy is "pulling a crocker".