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When you eat Captain Crunch with whiskey instead of milk. Usually influenced by a hangover.
"Zack slept over my house after the party, and when I woke up, I saw him eating a bowl full of crunchy grandpa. Freaking gross"
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1. Bitches (mainly of the Mexican origin) who find it fly to use entirely too much gel and or mousse and scrunches their hair. Giving a finished look much like ramen noodles.
2. Bitches that find it okay to wear a pair of underwear twice in a row thankin no ones gonna know bout that crusty crab. We all know bitch. Do ya laundry.
1. Girl1- you know that girl Kailey, the one that always wears too much gel in her hair and scrunches it
Girl2- yea she's a basic crunchy bitch
2. Guy- what's that stuff in yo panties girl
Girl- it's laundry day I didn't have anything else so I wore yesterday's again
Guy- hell no I don't mess with no crunchy bitch
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Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.
My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.
1) Any music played at a club or party that make the crowd go crazy with excitement
2) Beats that make even the most wore out person get jacked
3) Songs with bass hits that make your chest rattle
Definitions come from random explanations of various parties and clubs people come from where the music causes temporary deafness. Also can be from dance parties where the dancing is so crazy you practically have to use protection to prevent pregnancy.
Dude, we went to this club last night and the DJ was playin some crunchy beats.
an Armadillo: small, armor-shelled, omnivorous animal with protective plating. named thusly because of the plating, and a child's view of the creature
a child may mistake an armadillo for a rabbit from a distance. hence, instead of a furry rabbit, it is a crunchy bunny.
A particularly dried dingleberry or buttnoid, often grafted firmly to the rimhairs surrounding the anus
Dave picked and picked at the bung crunchie until successfully removing it along with the majority of his rimhairs. He then skifted his friend, Will.
Mother who supports homebirth, breastfeeding, baby wearing, cloth diapering, co-sleeping, gentle discipline, etc. One who questions established medical authority; tends to be vegetarian and/or prepare all-organic foods. See crunchy and hippie.
That crunchy mama is breastfeeding in public again!
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