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dave

stop searching your name and do something with your life you uncultured swine

fuk off dave

by hjafullllllllllbj November 6, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dave

Antonym: Dave
Not the greatest friend

Not awesome

Not reliable

Not kind/ nice/thoughtful
Not an individual above all others
Not a person who sets the standard
However a person who is the antithesis of all the above.

No moral compass

Probably a malignant psychopath.

Wow Debra your ex is a Dave, and a flesh bag...

by bookworm July 17, 2020

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dave

a dave is a curious bug-like mute that is found on earth. Daves relive their life over and over, turning into a caterpillar dave after it dies of old age. Daves are immortal, but have a unknown weakness. As amazing as Daves may seem, Daves are incredibly annoying, saying things like "The earth is flat" or "the earth is round and we stay on because we are all magnets" . Daves can be helpful in their strong form, however will become usless when scared, and turns into old dave

"Dave! your a genius! i mean..great job...good job...job."

by Zoria de butterfly November 6, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dave

Dave... where do i begin. Dave is a name in "ุดุฎุต" translated to โ€œi donโ€™t belong because iโ€™m a fucking davey daveโ€ to be a dave is just the definition of a low life cunt ass nigga. Dave is one of the most disgusting names you could ever have and if you have Dave in your name in anyway consider suicide because you donโ€™t belong on any planet. Dave ass niggas are 100% gay and tend to have emotional problems. But who can blame them? theyโ€™re literally named dave. to conclude, if your name is dave... end it all you faggot you donโ€™t belong in heaven, earth, or hell. You belong in a davey jones locker. kys.

Stfu you literally canโ€™t talk you Dave bitch. please kill yourself dave ass nigga.

knock knock
whoโ€™s there

dave

dave who

dave is crying uncontrollably as he realizes his mental ass is named dave.

Dave is just one mother fucking son of a bitch!

by DaveHater69 December 30, 2020

18๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dave

Given pseudonym for some one you deem forgettable or who's name you don't care to remember, sometimes in reference to a person that tries hard and fails harder or solicits favors that will not be granted. Original referenced to 2010 space odyssey where HAL replies to a request โ€œI'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do thatโ€, other quotes often referenced are: "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?" and "Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question."}

"That guy is such a Dave, he tried to show off some dance moves and then threw up all over himself and his girlfriend"

by Ker0sine September 4, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dave

An absolutely dick, most are selfish pricks that only care about themselves. Will use you then throw you out afterwards. Only 1 out of 10 Davids are nice. However if they go by Dave then they will mock and ridicule you for the rest of your life. My mother married a fucking Dave and he's a piece of shit. Fuck you Dave; think of someone else besides yourself for once bitch.

Don't be a Dave, they laugh at kids whose parents just died. They're fucking bastard!

by Cordediligamus April 30, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dave

A common phrase for people pretending to be a different gender (mostly female)
Similar to a catfish.

Daveโ€˜s are trying to hook up other people in online games or social media to get certain benefits out of it.

I think I got catfished yesterday by Dave and dumb me gave all my resources to Dave.

by WisestGuyOnEarth July 15, 2021

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž