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The time honored 'Definite Maybe' is used when RSVP'ing to parties and events. It has all the confidence and decision of 'Definite' coupled with the flakiness and ability to back out of a 'Maybe'. RSVPs: Going, Not Going, Definite Maybe.
Your friends know you'll show up to the shindig, you just want them to beg you to come so you feel wanted. You were planning on going the whole time, but that's not how you operate. No, not you. The surprise party started at 8pm, but you know better and show up at 10pm and surprise THEM with your presence. Now that's thinking ahead.
You're the life of the party... whether you're there or you're not. You're a Definite Maybe.
Rhett is a Definite Maybe for the party tonight. I definitely know he'll maybe be here. Classic Rhett.
Dude, don't make me beg. I know you want to go to the party, stop being such a Definite Maybe.
He didn't even show up for his own surprise party. A Definite Maybe through and through. What a legend.
A rare artifact that you probably won't find under the Urban Dictionary. If you want to find this rarity, please look anywhere else but here.
You probably won't find any actual definitions on many words on this website, especially on the word "pineapple".
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What this most likely will be.
If you read this after searching this word, then this word has been added to urban dictionary.
My words never get added to urban dictionary, I'll always end up receiving a feedback rejected definition in my inbox :(
When multiple parties are using the same word, but with different definitions, making communications confusing, cyclical, and ineffective.
"Bernie Sanders is a liberal!"
"What? No he isn't! He's a demsoc!"
"I meant 'liberal' in the context of American politics, as in, a term for the left in general."
"I thought you meant an economic liberal, like a neoliberal. Damn, definition wobble got us again!"
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person 1: why so longest definition so long
person 2: i dont fuckin know
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when a world is already defined on urban dictionary, and people decide to write another definition, exactly the same as the first time, for no apparent reason
(person 1) im bored, i'll define a random word on urban dictionary.
(person 2) why are there over 100 definitions for justin bieber? They're all useless definitions, we all know he sucks anyway
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A retarded definition usually made by a 12 year old on urbandictionary failing to be funny. A sex definition usually has this formula
Typical definition of a word that is turned into a sexual act:
While you're fucking a girl in the ass (blank) and right before you cum pull your dick out then say (blank) then (blank) while you are cumming, then say "bitch you just got (blanked)
Example of a Sex Definition on Urban Dictionary.
George Washington:
While you're fucking a girl in the ass put wooden teeth on and right before you cum pull your dick out then say "give me liberty or give me death!" then put a $1 bill on her face and cum all over it , then say "bitch you just got George Washingtoned!"
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