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Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.
Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.
When a gay man pulls out from anal sex, and ejaculates into his partners mouth. Ass to mouth ejaculation.
Gary made Bill an English dessert last night.
The feeling of intense regret immediately following consumption of sumptious sweets.
Sarah and I have dessert guilt after eating macaroons at Laduree.
The dessert/treat you indulge yourself with after handing in your dissertation
I'm going to get my well deserved dessertation after this extremely difficult dissertation
The french fries that fell out of the fry container and into the bottom of the to go bag. After you pull out all the food, there are always some fries still in the bag. These are to be consumed after your meal, as a dessert, or fry dessert.
If you're done eating, pass me the bag so I can have the fry dessert.
A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.
Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore
When a guy gets to watch two girls going to town on each other.
"Hey Ted, I totally got dinner and dessert last night."