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When you're uncircumcised and you have dick cheese but you also have blue balls. So with that combination is dick blue cheese.
Damn my girl wouldn't let me smash cause I was uncircumcised and man I had major dick blue cheese.
When an uncircumcised cock is purposely left unwashed for a month prior to the holidays.
The under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect dick ring cheese.
Grandmother is always the first to sample
This years dick ring cheese came from some Swedish dude I met under the dick dock
Someone who doesn't try to push themselves while exercising.
Hey truszkowski, why are you cheese dicking the run? You let the slowest guy beat you.
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A military term used by rank and file troops. Started in use during the Vietnam era and continued till the mid-late 90's.
The term describes a person who at all cost to his fellow troops attempts to climb the rank ladder. A kiss ass' kiss ass. A brown nose that will sellout his brothers and throw anyone under the bus.
Teddy, Big sexy and Guilermo are all cheese dicks.
Teddy snitched to guilermo about my space profile! That rat faced cheese dick mother fucker!
Big sexy snitched on (insert name here)so he could make Spc E-4.....what a cheese dick.
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A guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant dick head. He almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.
Dude, Rick is such a fucking cheese dick."
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Smegma . . . a thick cheesy material that collects under the foreskin and on the head of the dick. Indicates a bath is urgently needed! ! !
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The act of stealing any variation of cheese (or queso if you are of Hispanic descent) and masturbating wildly with this piece of stolen cheese. Please use caution, the masturbation process can leave your dick smelling of cheese. If you have a lactose intolerant girlfriend ( or boyfriend if you are of the homosexual descent), you should probably switch to something less agitating. i.e. stolen lettuce. or maybe even stolen ketchup.
A. Dude you will never guess what i just did right now.
B. what?
A. I just went Cheese-Dicking with a slice of stolen cheese!
B.Ahhhh shiitttt!
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