dirt

A reply to something you've heard that is utterly disgusting.
Simply coz dirt can be disgusting, i guess

Person A: Timmy got drunk and shat all over himself
Person B: Aww dirt!

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dirt

Butthole

Don't forget to wipe your dirt!

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dirts

to be mean; disrespectul or ungrateful, etc.

"Damn man, that's dirts."

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dirty dirt dirt

When a romantic couple is walking down the street and is confronted by a secondary opposing couple resulting in a power struggle over who is the better couple. From here the romantic couples continue to walk towards each other, head on (similar to that of a game of "Chicken") while progressively increasing their couplieness until they meet in the middle. When the couples are at arms-lenght and the intenseness is at its greatest, the romantic couple that dominates, both in physical and psychological romantic couplieness, is appointed romantic couple champions. Once champions the winning couple may refer to themselves and their victory as "Dirty Dirt Dirt"

"yo girl, looks like we got some competition comin up on us reaaaal quick..... lets bust a move and get this dirty dirt dirt da shit onnn"

"God Deeeeammnnnn girrrrlll, we just dirty dirt dirted that dirty dirt dirttt fer shezzzzz"

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DIRT!

adj- used to express fail of something or someone. Usually expressed after witnessing a act of a fail or recalling the act of a fail. Usually done by saying the name of the place, event or person then abruptly shouting "DIRT!" thus expressing the fail upon the victim(s).

Can sometimes be used to just break the silence of a conversation and not really be directed at anyone

Example one:
"Wow did you see that horrible serve? Wow! Bello! DIRT!"


Example two:
"ummm... BELLO! DIRT!"

Example three:

Yeah my dad said I couldn't go tonight. My dad. DIRT!

Example four:

Bello- man its boring
Evan- yeah
Bello- Hey evan come closer i have to tell you something
Evan- What?
Bello- DIRT!

Example five:

*silence*
Abe- DIRT!
*everyone laughs*
*conversation starts up again*

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dirt whisperer

Noun: A homosexual man who makes passes at another man through the use of social media with the intention of getting dirty.

That doctor must be a dirt whisperer with all the things he said about his landscaper on Facebook.

Yurt dirt

The brown substance found underneath a hippie's foreskin - the result of fornicating in the unsanitary conditions of a yurt.

Jessica said she won't go down on hippies for fear of yurt dirt.