carbo-dook

A carbo-dook is a contraction of 'carbonated dookie'. This can be seen when one takes a massive dump and for some reason said dookie has small bubbles coming off of it in the water.

Scientists have pondered as to why this happens for centuries. Some scientists suggest it is because of an excess of carbonated beverages in one's diet, whereas other scientists say those scientists are totally gay.

Bob:Yeah so Bill's mom was being a total shig to me the other day?
Tom:junx! What did you do, dude?
Bob:Well I left her a carbo-dook in her washing machine and then I broke!
Tom:SHEIIIIIIIIT

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Double Dook

A friendly embrace in wich two lovers positions themselves where one shits in the tank and other cowgirl style on back bowl

Eric and Branden took a Double Dook earlier!

Coof Dook

The crap you take when you have Covid. Usually comes out of nowhere with little to no warning

Justin- Boot dude!! You have the Coof!

Darren-Odly enough I'm constipated so I'm trying to figure that out LOL haven't experienced one of those coof Dooks like you were talking about H

Busting Dooks

Something that happens when a daddy and a daddy fall in love, and want to try and make a butt baby.

Man you know Chris and mark be busting dooks.

dook shute

rusty bullethole, brown star, anus, or sphincter. The focal point of the arse cleft. Often used in a sexual manner.

I eat dey dook shute....hey wanna shot from ma flask?

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dook it out

When you struggle to make number two, a real knockdown, dragout fight that deserves a highlight reel if you are victorious in the end.

I ate forty ounces of steak last night and really had to dook it out. Catch all the action at seven tonight on ESPN!

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Dook jacking

The act of masturbating while fingering your own asshole.

I was Dook Jacking last night and accidentally Shit in my hand

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