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The scale used to rate shit in hardness
10-painful rock
1-sloppy joe
oh I got a Bristol Factor 2 just now. I had to wipe for half an hour
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A slang term for the degree of risk white employers take when hiring black employees. It was coined in honor of a black female contestant on a reality show called "The Apprentice" who had very little value as an employee and an infamous ability to irritate all those around her. She wore her race and gender on her sleeve, using them to bait or bash other contestants on the show. When "fired" from the show, she immediately accused the cast members of calling her a "nigger" and of racial antagonism during the show. She received a lot of media attention, as those who play the race card usually do, and despite her lack of credibility (e.g. she *forgot* who it was that called her a "nigger", whether or not anyone else was around, when it happened, and why the cameras didn't catch it), she was invited back to the show. Thus demonstrating that there is a penalty for those called a racist, but not for those who call others a racist and are proven to be liars.
Companies fear hiring people like Omorosa. People who sell themselves very strongly, display up-front confidence and have a suitable resume, yet in the end offer no value to the company as an employee, create an environment of conflict and hatred among other employees, and is a walking time bomb waiting to scream "racism" or "sexism" the moment something doesn't go their way (e.g. denied a raise, promotion, or is fired).
The Omorosa factor is a value that ranges from zero (no risk) to one (the employee is actually Omorosa herself). It is used to multiply another value called the O-cost, which is typically a fixed percentage of the company's value. This is amount that will normally be sued for. Multiplying the two gives a company an idea of how much risk they are taking on by hiring the employee.
Subordinate: "Sir, management wants to increase diversity in our department. Perhaps we should give extra weight to minority applicants."
Manager: "Agreed. We can kill two birds with one stone by hiring a black woman, that way we get gender and race at the same time. Do we have any that are handicapped or veterans as well? That would be the best!"
Subordinate: "No, sir, just this one black woman is on the list: Jawanda. She seems fairly qualified."
Manager: "Invite her in."
Jawanda: "I am a strong, black woman from the Bronx and I will kick ass in this white male-dominated field."
Manager: "Sorry, your Omorosa factor is too high. Next..."
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The pucker factor is a scale by which someone can assign a numerical value,from one to ten,to an occurance or encounter that frightens or terrifies.
This describes the level of reaction of the sphincter during times of crisis.
NOTE:A Pucker Factor of 10 can only be truly achieved upon death or dismemberment.
"G'damn dwarf came up on me in the dark,I thought it was that mean-ass dog for a second,gave me a pucker factor of bout 5.9"
NOTE: This happened to me recently.
"HOLY SHIT,that dude parachuted into a GAWDAMN ALLIGATOR FARM!"
NOTE:There is little doubt the parrachutist reached a PF of 10 easily,perhaps the entire way down.
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When judging women on different scales of 1 to 10, the whiff factor is a pass/fail. The whiff factor deals with the vaginal fragrance. A fail of the whiff factor negates any other qualities. A necessary test on girls from Wisconsin.
"Dude, that girl was hot! Why'd you let her go?"
"She failed the whiff factor, I'm not touching that with Lundberg's dick!"
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Amount of sexual content in a t.v. show, movie, magazines or any media and how it relates to influencing or causing the urge to "jack off" (masturbate).
Basic Instinct 2 was a pretty bad movie despite the high Spank factor.
I'm not going to listen to a Christine Aguilera C.D., but the booklet has a high Spank factor.
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being awesome to a huge and exponential degree almost too much for normal people to withstand. Having skill of the highest degree in playing guitar, wooing the ladies, and chopping wood.
He's so awesome he must have the E-factor.
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It's Just that "thing" that makes an individual stand out. Captures your full attention. Side Effect- People are dumbfounded when in the presence of the X-factor.
Yah you got swag cause its easy to jock but i got that X-factor that has no mold only the best acquire it. All original parts no copies.
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