Messy hair that reminds you of Hagrid.
Your hair is so haggy today. Comb it!
Having sex with sheep.
Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!
A woman (typically Scottish) with a soft vagina
Woman-my Haggis was destroyed last night by Spicy McHaggis
a small rough haired four legged creature that has shorter legs on one side than the other . Scottish people kill haggises to eat and if they didn't the haggis would walk up a mountain in spirals and die at the top due to the size of their legs
it is haggis hunting season
The word a Scottish girl uses instead of god or swearing when receiving a good fucking.
*man and Scottish woman in bed together*
MAN: "Omg this is amazing!!!"
SW: "HAGGIS, HAGGIS, HAGGISSSSSSSS!!!"