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Hastings

Hastings is the second name of absolute legend Edward Hastings from the iconic drama Line of Duty.

Officer: "So your name is Edward Harding?"
Hasings: "No it's HASTINGS, LIKE THE BATTLE"

by soundslikeayouproblemxoxo September 8, 2020


hastings girls high school

The place that gay kids are made. A queer factory if you will.

"Do you go to Hastings girls high school?"
"Nah man, I don't swing that way"
"Of course you do! You're either gay or you're lying "

by Tastethelezbo April 6, 2016


Heather hastings

Heather hastings is fuckin awesome

I had a killer time with heather hastings today!!

by Adam.Y.B.Mannip December 28, 2018


Going Full Hastings

A definite period of excessive drinking, gambling and general degenerate behavior.

Tristan is going full hastings this weekend

by hertoxicbf May 5, 2023


Mitchell Hastings

god's reincarnation,if you question his might he will press the nut button

Mitchell Hastings: geez that cunt is so cool he's a mitch games 247 he is like Mitchell Hastings
@Mitch games 247 on youtube

by Mitch is a freak February 14, 2019


Hastings Middle School

Hell on earth. If the devil decided to ask you out on a date this is the right place to take him. Home of the nilist coomer gang. The teachers are all stuck up rich white boomers, except for a pretty nice dude who teaches music. Kids from everywhere know that if you go here you WILL get offered a juul at least 10 times a day. Principal is an dillweed and it sucks here. Also don’t but the mozzarella sticks I heard they are poisonous.

Death (noun) any middle school relating to Hastings middle school or anything of the sort.

by Scooter gang October 10, 2020


Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.

Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.

by MOOSELUMS December 5, 2021