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A tool needed to trim a masive bush, like the ones Mike likes
Mike came out of his room and said," damn! dis bitch needs a hedge trimma!"
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When a girl has a huge vaginal bush (the hedge), and her partner slams his dick on it (the slammer).
McKenna had such a huge bush Justin couldn't stop himself from giving her a hedge slammer.
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When a girl has an enormous bush and you have to eat your way over the hedge inorder to find the goods.
Guy 1: Whats that in your mouth?
Guy 2: I had to go over the hedge with my gf last night.
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The electric razor you choose to use for shaving your pubic hair.
I woke up today with morning wood and jerked off in my bed. I got up to get ready for work and noticed that I was long overdue for a shave. Once I was done shaving, I realized I had used my Hedge Trimmer. My face felt like balls for the rest of the day..
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A threesome act with three women in which the woman on the bottom, who has pubic hair, has the other two scissor on top of her vulva and trap the pubic hair in between.
Elise needs to shave her bush; it's good for nothing except for when her girlfriends give her a hedge trim.
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a stalker
person one- Bill was out side my house last night
person two- what a F***ing hedge ruseler
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My dog tore up her hedgehog toy and we have hedge haggis all over the floor
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