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Hyper Sperm

when you jizz within 1 second of fapping

I just hyper spermed On my Bae. she likes it when it goes fast.

by The Salmon Juicer July 11, 2016


Hyper-Sapien

When a person's mind has evolved so far beyond other humans that they become almost hyper-intelligent In-Relation to other humans. Intelligence is, factually, ambiguous and can only be based on the one writing the intelligence test Intelligence measurements, or the Intelligence Quotient, can only be judged by Other Humans and their Relative intelligence as an "anatomically modern human," and in regard to the social consensus which places the limitations of their baseline intelligence factors.

So, a "Hyper-Sapien" is a Mentally Evolved human that is more significantly evolved than "normal" AMH's. Usually hyper-sapiens speak in ways that people can barely understand even though they are speaking perfect, fluent english. If You are a hyper-sapien, then you will probably be able to think and understand things much faster than others, be intelligent enough to outpace other "thinkers" well beyond your age, and almost never be understood by those around you and be forced to explain everything in excruciating detail for them to understand what you just said with any competency.

This does Not mean you speak well, are well educated, Nor are wealthy and successful. These are all Incidental to the realities of the world. Hyper-sapiens are able to interpret data and Think significantly beyond others, even if they don't recognize to what extent due to the mental limits of those around them often limiting their potential.

AMH: "How are you?"
Hyper-Sapien: "I am vexed and perturbed by the obstinate neglect the extremely-wealthy are exhibiting in their blatant ignorance of the realities of the world and it's deterioration from overproduction and their abundant toxic-waste productions Without appropriate sanction and regulation."
AMH: "What are you, a Hyper-Sapien or something?"
Hyper-Sapien: "I answered your question; what's the problem?"

AMH: "Did you hear about the meat-industry making laws about saying bad things about meat?"
H-S: "Yes, it is disturbing. Silencing people that talk about even Potentially tainted meat, even though most of the non-organic meat is pumped with hormones, fed huge amounts of cheap GMO food that is unable to be digested or absorbed by the animal, and are even sometimes fed their own dead brethren ground into mulch and often used as fertilizer."
AMH: "What? I just saw it on the news last night. They didn't say any of that."
H-S: "Oh. Yeah, it's bad and getting worse."
AMH: "Yeah it is! I don't know about any of that Hyper-Sapien stuff. lol"

by MCPKG December 17, 2019


Hyper Hit

too take a hit that is excessive. Also could be called a blinker

dude me and santhro just did some hyper hits now were stoned

by lodge cord August 18, 2021


Hyper-casual

A mobile game genre.

Hyper-casual games are games that take a simple concept (for example, having a moving arrow that rotates when clicked) and create levels with it.

Many hyper-casual games have endless randomly generated levels instead of a set of pre-made ones. This is partly to speed up the development and partly to not make the user bored and uninstall the game.

Hyper-casual games are always very simplistic and most use minimalist design to focus on the gameplay. Many of them use one-touch gameplay too. All this makes it extremely easy for a new user to get into the game and become addicted to it, which many users do.

Sometimes, the game has an in-game currency that can be obtained by playing or paying and can be used to change the user's character, save lives or other stuff that might change the visuals or make the gameplay easier.

Other than a big play button that takes you to an endless, randomly generated level and optionally a character-selecting menu, there's usually not much else on the game menu.

These games are mostly created by companies because of the development speed and easy monetization and usually hit the trending tab on Google Play and App Store after which they are forgotten about a week later.

Person 1: Hey man, have you heard of this new game called "Rider"?
Person 2: No, what is it about?
Person 1: Oh, it's just another hyper-casual game by Ketchapp.

by May 12, 2019


Hyper Bullshit

When the bullshit transcends normal bullshit.

That game's difficulty is hyper bullshit!

by ドクター・オセロット June 6, 2018


hyper poop

That first shit you take after a big cup of coffee

Guys gotta jet, that double espresso has me needing to hyper poop

by iphands October 26, 2015


hooligan hyper

A young trouble maker you loves to fuck around has no feelings for anyone he'll say such things like "I'LL THROAT FUCK THAT WHORE YOU CALL MOM" and go to sleep at night thinking he did nothing wrong.l

look at hooligan hyper, he's so fucking cute.

by hooliganhyper March 17, 2019