Sock

Same; me too

"I have class at 9."
"Oh really?! Sock! Let's sit together!"

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sock

when a person ejackulates into a sock and hits another person on the head with the sock.

if you dont swallow i will sock you

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Sock

Something you put over your foot so your foot doesn't smell.

I need a sock

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socking it

To use socks as toilets so you don't have to stop playing Everquest, World of Warcraft, Second Life, etc... even for a few minutes.

A man who refused to stop playing Everquest pioneered the socking it technology. He was found dead in his basement with his computer from the conditions he was "living" in.

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Socks

A term used for children who arent yours. Ie. Your girlfriend or wifes kids from another man.

John: I started seeing this chick a while back, shes a real nice bird. She wanted to start getting serious with the relationship and it all sounded good till I found out she had a pair of socks. Joe: what do you mean socks? John: you know, some other cunts kids!

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sock, sock and a half

Also known as the stuffing of the pants, sock, sock and a half is a term used to describe a male (or female) that uses objects such as a sock to increase the size of their package.

*To maximize the effect these people usually wear tight pants

Al: Whoa that guy has a huge package!
Kris: Nah, I think it might just be a sock, sock and a half.

socks

traditionally worn on the feet, me, beth and fred have decided they are very good at keepin your arms warm!

dude, ma arms are fukin freezin!
well put sum long socks on then!
(this example actually happend!)

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