laxed

"Laxed" is a term used when fast food employees throw in complimentary extra strength liquid laxatives with the order 1 or more beverages/smoothies

Guy1: Dude, i just went to Culver's and got their sweet ass Butter Burger Deluxe Combo with Large frozen custard.
Guy2: Yea?
Guy1: Yea and after i took the last bite a that burger, i realized i had just been laxed, and i went to throw it up out my anus.

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laxative

One word:McDonald's.

Man, McDonald's is like a laxative. I couldn't stop shittin after eating that Quarter Pounder.

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Lax

To eat.
Taken from scandinavian word for eating. Often misstaken by people for making a poopie.

-Hey, wanna get something to lax later on?
-Nah, I'm allready filled up by your schmegma

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lax

Lax (noun) ; activity played by boys not quite burly enough for football , but still enjoy being on a squad and frequently twisting and figiting with sticks . Not exactly a hobby, but ceratinly not considered a sport at school . Not to be confused, this game of sorts is still a definite ACTIVITY.

i wish i ran track, and was athletic and involved in sports but instead i just partcipate in the actvity lax.

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lax

To completely lay someone out.

Ima lax that kid if he doesn't shut up.

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lax

To completely lay someone out.

Ima lax that kid if he doesn't shut up.

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The Snore-Lax

To take two doses of Tylenol PM, chug a bottle of Ex-Lax, and see how many Pokemon you can catch on your favorite gaming system before you pass out and shit yourself.

"Dude, your mom said you had the worst food poisoning this weekend."

"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"