A wonderful girl with the best boyfriend of all time, she’s shy when you first meet her but crazy af when you get to know her, shes an very loving and outgoing, supportive girl
Person 1: have you seen Trinity Malone in the halls lately with that guy
Person 2: yeah their such a cute couple
the act of getting home renovations paid for by the insurance company by blowing up faucets
Kyle's kitchen faucet exploded so he decided to pull a Malone and is getting a whole new first floor
It’s in my brain........... Paul byron
Jackson malone is coursins with Karl malone
When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...
When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.
Basically John McClane in Soace. An absolute feral boy when put into a corner. A real rapscallion
I gotta study for the Test! I don’t want to end up like Tanner Malone
The biggest simp of all the simps, will travel hundreds of miles just to see a girl, in need of a good battering
Pals- “robbie you coming out”
Robbie malone- “nah I’m going to a different country to see maisie”