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Road Trip in the Merc

A phrase used by gentlemen in a crowded room to signal to other gents they need to make a swift exit and go discuss the nights antics, game plan and pussy.

“Decent champagne, shame thought as Moet is only for chopping (proceeds to chop his glass of champagne). I think it’s time for a Road Trip in the Merc? Rendezvous at the porch in 5?”

by Heybro... July 18, 2024


Anal merc

When you destroy a girl during anal sex so and you completely destroy her asshole.

During anal sex: babe please don’t anal merc me please.

by BigdickMN April 12, 2020


merc flet

You misspelled it, buddy.
Just add another E to Fleet.

Guy 1: merc flet
Guy 2: You misspelled it, buddy, just add another E to Fleet.

by YoBoiHyper August 14, 2023


Merc

To skill someone out

"This guy wants a rap battle I will easily merc him."

by Leow123 February 15, 2017


Merc

To merc someone. A guy tells a girl this when he wants to shower her with all her dreams and goals in one day and every materialistic thing she wants , and want for nothing , to get her to marry you forever and be faithful and loyal to you forever and don’t cheat on you at all mentally or physically. Not even in the slightest way.

I merc Day Sulan but she turned me down anyway. What more can I do?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ September 21, 2024


Merc

Money Kill Band

Usually, hiring money kill bands was easy. Then they started calling themselves "mercenaries" and having payment plans, flat rates, and 'insurance'.

by KJtheMerc August 17, 2021


Merc

The nicest, kindest, sweetest, and most generous person in the world.

That person is such a Merc.

by NotUcas April 12, 2023