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While defecating and being overwhelmed by you're own vile ass gas you grab a can of air freshener (preferably an areosol can) and blast the toilet water between you're legs. Thus relieving you slightly and allowing you to breathe.
Tom: Man, that mexican food really gave me the shits!
Phil: Really?
Tom: Yeah it was so bad I was gaging and found myself muck masking to breathe!
The cheeky, safe for work and acceptable in church way of complaining about Fucking Microsoft bugs, hassles, and Windows annoyances.
Mucking Ficrosoft Windows crashed again !
A feel-good Rapper who sings primarily about Marijuana and Intercourse.
Let's go get high and listen to muck sticky!
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Talking loudly in a movie theater over high volume, presumably during previews, only to have the preview end unexpectedly leaving you shouting something inappropriate for everyone to hear.
(with preview)
"Yeah we went out to eat...
(preview ends)
...and then we were fuckin' in the butt..."
"Dude, I hate muck-yucking. That was so embarrassing."
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A brown person that works at a convenience store that smells like beef and cheese
I went to go buy beer at skips country store and the beef cheese smell from the muck moot made me gag then I puked in the parking lot
Exit of semen from the penis at point of ejaculation.
"After muck chucking till his balls ached, Bob rolled over and farted"
"OOOh i've chucked my muck!"
"Thank god for that! I have'nt chucked my muck for ages. My balls were like watermelons! "