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getting your salad tossed while taking a piss
i thought that a blumpkin was too boring so i wanted the opposite and told her to give me a Paul Newman.
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Some punk ass group of rich kids who think they are better than everyone. Not only are they stupid and only care about sports, their will never get real jobs and they will just live off of their bitch ass parents for the rest of their lives.
"Do you go to the Isadore Newman School?"
"Yuh"
"Cool"
"Fuck off"
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Cardinal Newman high school is a catholic school in west palm beach with a ridiculous amount of hot girls and shitty ass sports teams and everyone there is a nicotine fien and kids who think they are big because they have daddy’s money to flex.
“Do you have any nicotine?-Cardinal Newman High School kid”
Cardinal Newman High School is a school in west palm beach. It teaches the Catholic teachings of Christ but man do they have some crazy teachers like Mrs.Hayden and Mrs.Gibson. Perfect high school for romance tho for anyone into romance. The school got the best sports teams of the county and they really are talented. Some of their classes are really easy as others are not put either way its a ok school. Sometimes they have blind and deaf substitutes.
Cardinal Newman High School has the best sports teams.
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A musical genius and towering yet benevolent God amongst men, especially manlets. This universally venerated six-foot tall idol has a global cult following of manlets. The obsessed fanboy manlets are known to hold microscopic parades on his birthday and for the construction of elaborate statues of Saint Newman, as the stunted manlets affectionately call him, even going so far as to name their dwarfish offspring after him. Well-known, beloved and highly respected for his brilliant sense of humor and the profundity of his insight into important social issues, two of of Randy Newman's countless smash hits are "Short People" (the anthem of manletism) and "You've Got a Friend in Me" (unless you're a manlet).
Lol, why are those soaking wet manlets holding hands while lying in that tiny puddle over there? Randy Newman sometimes goes for a walk in this neighborhood. The besotted manlets have formed an improvised miniature pontoon bridge in eager anticipation of their hero's potential arrival. They have been floating there like that for hours now. The puddle must be like a lake to those utterly insignificant little manlet boys. Surely they will later frolic around and play grab-ass like the elfish fairies that they are. Hahahahaha!
Getting absolutely off your face drunk to the point you get carried away in an ambulance.
Last night was crazy! I heard you got Newmanned!