get my shit in a pile

to get one's shit together. to allocate one's priorities or responsibilities or, quite simply to make a pile of shit.

steve: hey man, hows school goin?
levon: oh man, not good, i gotta get my shit in a pile, i'm failing hard.

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finna end my shit

different way of saying im gon kill my self

guy: ay cuh im finna end my shit
cuh:fo what

guy: cause i got no bitches cuh
cuh: skill issue gang

I know my shit

When you know what's the dilly, yo.

-"Got some connections, bro..."
-"I know my shit."

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Jorking my shit rn

It's jerking it but your really high and you spell jerking it wrong

Man I'm jorking my shit rn

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Fucks My Shit Up

Whenever something really turn you on, hooks you, intrigues or interests you, that thing "fucks your shit up." Only use for major things, not minor things; i.e., you wouldn't say "Cheetos fuck my shit up" unless they literally feel orgasmic in your mouth. And, yes, this idiom allows sarcasm. *Can be referred to as an acronym, FMSU.

Angelina Jolie fucks my shit up."/"Man, whenever I see a girl in a corset...whew! Fucks my shit up."/"Camaros fuck my shit up. They're so gnarly."/"Deftones. FMSU.

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lost my shit

When one cannot keep control of oneself.
Prematurely Ejaculating

I tried to hold on, but I totally lost my shit!

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eat my shit bitch

something that a very sexy woman says when she's sitting on and/or riding her man's face. DOES NOT INVOLVE EATING FECES!

man...it was so hot when my girl sat on my face and yelled, "eat my shit bitch"

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