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A fancy way of saying that you just did or learned something for the first time today.
I was today years old when I found out that it's called duck tape and not duct tape.
He finally lost his virginity when he was today years old.
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A millennial way of saying "recently"
I was today years old when i kissed a girl. Guess what? She liked it
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I was late today
The BTS way of saying you were late
Boy: bro where were you?
Boy: sorry! I jimined today!
Boy: whatever
14th of November you must kiss someone but secretly without other people knowing :)
Hey you , guess what day it is ?
Yes the 14th of November which is ?
KISS SOMEONE TODAY day !!
as used in pineapple express - to continue your day get shit done.
guy1: whats up
guy2: nothing much just sucking todays dick!
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A phrase grown adults who haven’t lost their virginity yet and still live in their parent’s basement say when they heard something on the internet that usually isn’t true.
I was today years old when I learned that guitar strings are actually made for cutting cheese cubes.
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yo i was smashin my chick the day before today.
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