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When a group of men dress up as platypus and live with platypus long enough to seduce the female platyus so they can get some of the sweet platypussy
"Hey man we should start up the Platypus Fuck Fest this weekend."
"Tottaly, I'll gather up the guys and hopefully it doesn't take long for us to get some of that sweet luscious platypus pussy."
ahhh perry the platypus you have fallen into my trap by reading this in my voice and now i will rule over the tri state area
ahhh pery the platypus is a common quote told by doofinshmirts
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
The Chocolate Platypus said "The Cake is a lie!!!!!"
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A specific gray Platypus character with a love for singing songs
. First seen on Youtube April 5th in the viral video "The P-P-Platypus Song" with Steve Axtell.
Featured on many blogs and forum including Charles Trippy, Smosh, Failedblog, NY Times, etc.
Have you heard the P-P-Platypus Song?
Did you download the free P-P-Platypus Ring Tones yet?
You've been P-P-Platypus Rolled.
You've been P-P-Platypussed.
P-P-Platypus is a new meme.
______________________
I'm a Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus.
I'm a Duck Billed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Web Footed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Duck Billed
Web Footed
Funny lookin
Fast Swiming
Warm Blooded
Puddle Jumpin
Bottom Feedin'
Burrow Diggin
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus.
I'm an Egg Laying Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Flat Tailed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm an Egg Laying
Flat Tailed
Funny lookin
Fast Swiming
Warm Blooded
Duck Billed
Web Footed
Burrow Diggin
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pPlatypus.
Axtell Expressions makes this P-P-Platypus puppet along with 75 others.
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Hideo Kojima's latest installment in the Metal Gear series. Features a new operative with the codename of Naked Platypus. Fights a group Psycho Soldiers in Brazil named ELM(egg-laying mammals), which includes Echidna, Hedge hog, and Anteater. Infiltrates the base at Iguassu Falls, Argentina, and destroys the latest Metal Gear: Metal Gear Monotreme.
"Dude!!! I was totally kicking ass in Platypus Eater!!!"
"Yeah, and the CQQ is totes wet!!!"
"CQQ?"
"Close Quarters Quacking, of course!!!"
"Awesome!!!!"
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The rap song that is performed by amateur lyricist and pharmacist Doctor Heinz doofenshmirtz. The song is a very modern take on societal issues, mostly including overarching authority figures.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
And I got records on my fingers
Kids: What
Doof: Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Kids: Don't stop
Doof: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
Kids: WHAT
Doof: I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Kids: Strange set of circumstances
Doof: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
Doof: Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him
WHAT
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Kid: Like corporations are a platypus
Kids: The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
Kids: Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'd stop if I was able
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone
Hey
There's no platypus controlling me
There's no platypus controlling me
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The cock nosed platypus is a rare almost endangered species . Found only in the most southern parts of South America it feeds on tiny insects . Your typical platypus features a flat duck billed nose where as the cock nosed platypus has a big veiny set of dick and balls attached to it's face . If you see one in the wild try not to approach it for they are known to penetrate any threat they might see .
Hey did you happen to see that big cock nosed platypus back there ? It's nose was huge !